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If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1...

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...

If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...

If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...

If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...

If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritive,
famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people
position,they are often like to be independent, will never be under
others, self confident people!


You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get
marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your
enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the localshop to the heart of the parliament because you are possitive and  well tallented in numerous issues!! But in yourlife you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behaviour you will be hated by some people too...


Your family life is very cool,you will have a very nice partner &
wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...


Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!


Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the
Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).

If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can
feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your
words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge
you can predict the situation.. You will become poets, writers, any
artistic business people!

 

You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get
marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole
family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or
vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power
behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!


Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious,
loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems
within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get
anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!


Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important
matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower..Might
put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!


Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by
justchatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are aperson who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humour ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tendto go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!



Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean
you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very
beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good
judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!


Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic,
very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems  with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to
contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!


Number 8

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will
understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your
parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will
learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight
for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well..once you get married (which is often
late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and yo! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!


Number 9

Hey..you guys are the uncompatible people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you
achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people a! lways trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

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Fwd: Based on true story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TruE sToRy...Dun MiSS iT...
Hi eVERYONE,

This is a true story of a young college girl who past away last month,
at shah alam.. her name is Priya.she was hit by a lorry. i dont wanna
mention the name of the college. She have a boy friend named Shankar.
He
stays in johor.

Both of them are true lovers. they always hang on the phone. u can
never
see her without her handphone. She spends 3/4 of the day talking with
shankar. both of them used DiGi.
Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close
with
Priya's family. (just imagine their love)
Before she passed away she always told her frens "If I pass away please
burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, ppl cant carry her coffin. i was there. a lot of them
tried to do so but still cant. everybody including me, had tried to
carry
the coffin, the result is still the same.

Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from thailand (pak
Darin), who is a fren of her father. he took a sit and started speaking
to
himself slowly. after a few minutes, he said "this gurl misses
something
here". then her frens told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with
her
phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM card
inside
the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. it could be
moved
and they carried it into the van easily. all of us were shocked. (can u
feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment) Priya's parents didnt inform
Shankar that Priya had passed away. (pity Shankar).

after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.
Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. cook something nice for me.
dont
tell Priya that i'm coming home 2day. i wanna suprise her." her mother
replied....."u come home first, i wanna tell u something very
important."
after he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya.Shankar
thinks that they were playing a fool. he was laughing and said "dont
try
to fool me. tell Priya to come out. i have a gift for her. pls stop
this
nonsense".
then they show him the original death certificate to him. they gave him
proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) he said... "its
not
true. we were spoke yesterday. she still calls me. Shankar was shaking.

suddenly, shnakar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya. see this..."
he
showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer.he
talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his conversation
loud
and clear. no cross lines, no humming. it is the actual voice of Priya
&
there is no way others could use her simcard since it is nailed inside
the
coffin the were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again. pak
darin
brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter.

he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing... tok
Chen
was sweating. his face was red . "i just cant believe this. it's quite
amazing" he said. " i didn't think that this could actually happen.
unbelievable Oh My God! DiGi is the best line,ever. we can still keep
in
touch even when we're dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage
ever!!!
where can i get the SIMpack?

Moral of the story.........DiGi is the best lar ..........
Ok, get back to work....

muahahahahahahaha

Regards!!!!!!!

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PANDAINYEE DIA BERNIAGA

Pak Pandir yang menjual petai di tepi jalan berkata kepada seorang
lelaki yang bercadang membeli petai itu ...
"Encik satu longok, RM1 sahaja.Tapi, kalau encik ambil semua, kira
murah...RM20 sahaja."

Tanya lelaki berkenaan : "Berapa longok semuanya?"

Jawab Pak Pandir : "Semuanya 20 longgok ..."


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CUTI

Pak Pandir yang bekerja di sebuah kilang sebagai pengawal keselamatan
berjumpa dengan manager minta cuti ...
"Tuan saya mahu minta cuti seminggu balik kampung, ada urusan
keluarga. Bolehkah?

Jawab manager : "Cuti seminggu ...oklah, saya bagi cuti seminggu.

Selepas 14 hari, baru Pak Pandir balik bertugas.

Tanya si manager : "Kenapa dua minggu cuti?"

Jawab Pak Pandir : "Saya minta seminggu cuti. Tuan bagi seminggu
Jadi dua minggulah ...

PART I

Che'gu Berahim sedang mengendali kelasnya dalam aktiviti sukan di
padang sekolah. Seperti biasa, Che'gu Berahim akan menyuruh murid²nya
melakukan regangan otot. Tiba di satu bahagian, dimana murid² baring dan
mengangkat kaki lalu menggerakkannya seperti sedang mengayuh basikal.
Che'gu Berahim asyik memerhati seorang muridnya yang pada mulanya
menggerakkan kakinya tiba² memberhentikan kakinya. Lalu Che'gu Berahim
menyergah muridnya yang bernama Man Dol. "Woiiii Man, apa sebab kau berhenti ni
hah". "Oh Che'gu Berahim, basikal saya tengah turun bukit Che'gu, sebab
tu saya berhenti.Takkan nak kayuh jugak.


PART II
Waktu sekolah telah tamat.sebelum keluar kelas, Che'gu Berahim telah
bertanya kpd murid²nya.

Che'gu : Siapa nak masuk/pergi syurga?
Semua murid mengangkat tangan kecuali Man Dol lalu Che'gu Berahim pun
bertanya,
Che'gu : Man, kenapa awak tak nak pergi/masuk syurga?
Man : Mak saya kata lepas habis sekolah, terus balik rumah.. jangan
pergi mana-mana.


PART III
Che'gu Berahim sedang mengajar Bahasa Melayu dalam kelas 1 Mawar...
Che'gu : Man, boleh kamu buat ayat dengan menggunakan perkataan
tepong?
Man : Itu senang saja cikgu.. ayatnya ialah.... emak sedang membuat
kek didapur.
Che'gu : Mana tepungnya??
Man : Tepong kan ke dalam kek tu.... Che'gu nie tak sekolah ke hape??

PART IV

Seperti biasa, Che'gu Berahim nie mengajar pelajar di Sekolah
Agama.Che'gu Berahim mengajar budak tahun satuPada hari tersebut, beliau
mengajar bab"cara berwudhuk"Selepas mengajar, beliau (Che'gu) selalu meminta muridnya bertanyakan soalan jika terdapat kemusykilan.

Che'gu : Ada sesiapa hendak bertanyakan soalan?
Tiba² seorang anak muridnye mengangkat tangan, nama murid tu adalah
Man Dol
Man : Ada Che'gu. saya ada satu kemusykilan. Boleh tak kita ambil
wudhuk dua kali?
Che'gu : Boleh, tapi kenapa sampai dua kali ambil wudhuk?
Man : Saya ambil dua kali sebab kalau saya terkentut, wudhuk lagi
satu tu boleh buat spare part!
Che'gu : Allahhuakbarr!!!


PART V

Che'gu Berahim: Joe, cuba terangkan apakah tugas akar pokok pisang?
Joe : Untuk mencari makanan, che'gu
Che'gu Berahim: Bagus! Sekarang giliran Wati pulak. Apakah tugas
batang pokok pisang?>
Wati : Untuk membawa makanan yang dicari akarnya, che'gu
Che'gu Berahim: Bagus! Sekarang giliran Man Dol pula. Apakah tugas
daun pisang?
Man Dol :untuk membungkus nasi lemak, che'gu...
Che'gu Berahim: uii... lagi bagus... berdiri atas meja sampai abis
kelas.

POSMEN
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat.

"Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "

" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje!"


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PEMAKANAN YG SIHAT

Salim sering mengeluh sakit kepala dan dada. Doktor menganjurkan agar
dia berhenti merokok dan minum minuman keras. Selain itu harus berhenti
makan daging kambing, daging kesukaan Salim.

Doktor : "Jangan lupa daging kambing. Anda hanya boleh makan
sayur-sayuran dan daging haiwan yang boleh berenang dan terbang"

Setelah tiga hari berlalu sang Doktor menalifon Salim mengingatkan
Salim agar makan hanya daging yang boleh berenang dan terbang sahaja.
Tiga bulan kemudian Doktor mengunjungi kerumah Salim untuk melihat
perkembangannya. Dia diberitahu oleh orang gajinya Salim ada di kolam renang.

Mendengar itu sang Doktor merasa tenang, menyangka Salim bukan hanya
mengikuti arahannya, tetapi juga mahu berolahraga untuk meningkatkan
kesihatan tubuhnya. Sang Doktor langsung bergegas menuju ke kolam renang
dimana Salim berada. Namun apa yang dilihatnya di kolam renang?
"Salim berada di dalam air melatih kambing berenang"


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MANE BENDE YG FREE TU??

Bila suami balik kerja, isterinya suruh ke pasaraya untuk membeli
barang-barang dapur. Jadi pergilah si suami membeli semua barang-
barang yang dipesan.

Bila pulang ke rumah, isterinya mengambil beg-beg plastik dan
membawa keluar semua barang untuk disimpan. Isteri terjumpalah satu
tin marjerin. Di luar tin tu ada tulis ... FREE...
Isteri tanya si suami, mana benda yang 'FREE' ini? Kenapa tak ambil?
Suami katalah lupa hendak meminta benda itu tadi. Maka isterinya pun
menyuruh suami pergi semula ke pasaraya tersebut untuk menebus
benda 'FREE' itu.

Suami pun pergilah membawa tin planta tadi jumpa jurujual untuk
menebus benda 'FREE' yang tertulis. Bertengkarlah suami tadi dengan
jurujual terbabit. Jurujual itu kata benda 'FREE' itu ada dalam tin.
Suami kata mana boleh, dalam mesti tak ada punya.Dia terus meminta
dari jurujual.

Penyelia yang kebetulan lalu di situ dan terdengar pertengkaran
mereka. Apabila ditanya, dia pula dimarahi oleh si suami tadi. Si
suami berkenaan minta juga benda 'FREE' dari penyelia itu. Suami tadi
tunjuk tin planta yang ada bertulis 'FREE' itu. Supervisor tadi belek
kanan belek kiri tin planta tersebut. Dia membaca tulisan berbahasa
Inggeris itu ..CHOLESTEROL FREE...!!! :)


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SLIMMING TEA

Seorang pemuda yang akan berkahwin telah berjumpa seorang bomoh yang
juga seorang pakar dalam masalah tenaga batin untuk mendapatkan sedikit
petua.
Pemuda : "Tok, saya akan berkahwin tidak lama lagi tetapi saya masih
belum bersedia.Bagilah petua untuk saya menghadapi malam pertama
nanti."
Bomoh : "Malam pertama merupakan malam yang sangat penting bagi
lelaki.Kamu seharusnya dapat memberi kepuasan yang tidak dapat dilupakan
oleh isteri kamu nanti."
Pemuda : "Bagaimanakah caranya tok bomoh."
Bomoh : "Begini,kamu seharusnya membesarkan alat kelaminmu dan ini
akan membuatkan isterimu menjerit pada malam pertamanya."
Pemuda : "Bagaimana caranya tok ?"
Bomoh : "Kamu mesti merendam alat kelaminmu setiap malam dalam air
teh setiap malam sehinggalah malam pertamamu."
Pemuda tersebut balik ke rumah dan melakukan apa yang dikata oleh tok
bomoh pada setiap malam.>
Pada malam pertamanya,tok bomoh juga berada dirumahnya.Tiba-tiba
kedengaran isteri pemuda itu menjerit kuat.Tok bomoh mula terfikir akan
kehebatan petua yang diberikannya kepada pemuda tersebut.Tiba-tiba pemuda
tersebut keluar dari biliknya dengan wajah yang sedih.Tok bomoh hairan
lalu bertanya kepada pemuda tersebut.
Bomoh : "Kenapa cepat sangat..?"
Pemuda : "Saya punya memang panjang tok tapi kenapa hanya sebesar
pensil saja...?"
Bomoh : "Adakah kamu ikut petua yang tok ajarkan...?"
Pemuda : "Sudah tok.Tiap-tiap malam saya merendam saya punya dalam
segelas air teh."
Bomoh : "Teh apa yang kamu gunakan ?"
Pemuda : "Mustika Ratu - Slimming Tea tok..."
Bomoh : ?!?!?!?!?!
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SAKIT JIWA

Seorang lelaki sakit mental menganggap dirinya adalah jagung dan
terlalu takut dengan ayam. Jika ternampak haiwan itu, dia akan lari lintang
pukang kerana menyangka ayam akan memakannya. Akhirnya, lelaki itu
dimasukkan ke rumah sakit jiwa. Setelah beberapa bulan, doktor pun
melakukan ujian ke atas lelaki itu bagi mengenal pasti apakah dia telah pulih
ataupun tidak.

Doktor : Adakah kamu tahu siapa diri kamu sekarang?
Lelaki : Ya doktor.
Doktor : Siapa kamu sebenarnya.
Lelaki : Saya ini manusia doktor.
Doktor : Ya ke? Bukan jagung?
Lelaki : Bukan, saya manusia doktor.
Doktor : Kamu takut dengan ayam?
Lelaki : Tidak doktor.
Doktor : Hmm..bagus. Nampaknya kamu dah sembuh.
Lelaki : Tapi doktor, saya ada satu pertanyaan.
Doktor : Apa dia?
Lelaki : Ayam tahu tak yang saya ni dah berubah jadi manusia.
Doktor : "??$$??"

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BAS NAK KE NERAKA

Suatu malam seorang lelaki yang sedang mabuk naik bas dan duduk di
sebelahnya seorang nenek.

Si nenak memandangnya dari atas ke bawah, lalu berkata, "Kamu tahu
tak, kamu akan ke neraka!"
Lelaki mabuk itu melompat terperanjat dan berteriak, "Berhenti!.
Salah naik bas."

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Subject: Handbags - for Health!

HANDBAGS

Have you ever noticed gals who sit their handbags on public toilet floors

- then go directly to their dining tables and set it on the table?

Happens a lot! It's not always the'restaurant food' that causes stomach distress. Sometimes "what you don't know 'will' hurt you"!

Read on...

Mum got so upset when guests came in the door and plopped their handbags down on the counter where she was cooking or setting up food. She always said that handbags are really dirty, because of where they have been.

Smart Mum!!!

It's something just about every woman carries with them. While we may know what's inside our handbags, do you have any idea what's on the outside?

Shauna Lake put handbags to the test - for bacteria - with surprising results. You may think twice about where you put your handbag.

Women carry handbags everywhere; from the office to public toilets to the floor of the car. Most women won't becaught without their handbags, but did you ever stop to think about where your handbag goes during the day?

"I drive a school bus, so my handbag has been on the floor of the bus a lot," says one woman.

"On the floor of my car, and in toilets."

"I put my handbag in grocery shopping carts, on the floor of the toilet while changing a nappy," says another woman "and of course in my home which should be clean."

We decided to find out if handbags harbour a lot of bacteria. We learned how to test them at Nelson Laboratories in Salt Lake, and then we set out to test the average woman's handbag.

Most women told us they didn't stop to think about what was on the bottom of their handbag. Most said at home they usually set their handbags on top of kitchen tables and counters where food is prepared.

Most of the ladies we talked to told us they wouldn't be surprised

if their handbags were at least a little bit dirty. It turns out handbags are so surprisingly dirty, even the microbiologist who tested them was shocked.

Microbiologist Amy Karen of Nelson Labs says nearly all of the handbags tested were not only high in bacteria, but high in harmful kinds of bacteria. Pseudomonas can cause eye infections, staphylococcus aurous can cause serious skin infections, and salmonella and e-coli found on the handbags could make people very sick.

In one sampling, four of five handbags tested positive for salmonella, and that's not the worst of it. "There is fecal contamination on the handbags," says Amy. Leather or vinyl handbags tended to be cleaner than cloth handbags, and lifestyle seemed to play a role.

People with kids tended to have dirtier handbags than those without, with one exception. The handbag of one single woman who frequented nightclubs had one of the worst contaminations of all. "Some type of feces, or possibly vomit" says Amy.

So the moral of this story - your handbag won't kill you, but it does have the potential to make you very sick if you keep it on places where you eat.

Use hooks to hang your handbag at home and in toilets, and don't put it on your desk, a restaurant table, or on your kitchen countertop.

Experts say you should think of your handbag the same way you would a pair of shoes. "If you think about putting a pair of shoes onto your countertops, that's the same thing you're doing when you put your handbag on the countertops" - your handbag has gone where individuals before you have sneezed, coughed, spat, urinated, emptied bowels, etc!

Do you really want to bring that home with you?

The microbiologists at Nelson also said cleaning a handbag will help.

Wash cloth handbags and use leather cleaner to clean the bottom of leather handbags.

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